how to make a unicorn

Managment: We need a unicorn, how long will it take to make one?

Artist: I’ve never drawn a unicorn before, I…

Management: Nevermind that, I need a number. Give me a breakdown of how long it will take to draw each body part.

Artist: Uhh…okay. 2 days for the head, 1 day for the body, 0.25 days for each of the limbs, I guess.

Management: Okay! I have you scheduled to draw four limbs before end of day. Tomorrow you can draw the head and finish off the week attaching the body to both.

Later that week…


Management: Shit, we forgot the tail. We should fix the alignment issues between the head and body but we’ve run out of time. Meh. Ship it.